tfln overflow 2

[clichecodename]

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for d33tached

[clichecodename]

Look, I'll be honest. In the time between that message and you're reply, I dumped it in the second mug.

This reply cracked me up tbh

[d33tached]

Honesty. Also commendable. How did it go down?

Achievement Unlocked! :)

[clichecodename]

There's a reason people only bother getting those things on flights or in hotels. They should be reserved for 16 year old girls who can't hold their liquour yet.

[d33tached]

Even so, I doubt you regret not keeping it virgin. Or do you?

[clichecodename]

There's often too many regrets thanks to alcohol, I try not to regret the alcohol itself.

for nightchildren

[clichecodename]

That's probably more something I can understand. Might not get along with the bosses, like in your case, but the rest of us. We have each other's backs.

[nightchildren]

I don't have a boss.

[clichecodename]

Believe it or not, I'd worked that out. But I'm getting the feeling your followers like you. Me and mine? Not a fan of the guy in charge.

[nightchildren]

Just making clear. Like I said we've a special sort of bond, hardened by battle.

[clichecodename]

Doing stupid things doesn't equate being stupid.

Best way to have a bond hardened.

Says the guy who'd more than likely kill most the people on his team if they so much as pissed him off on the wrong day.

for batoutofhell part 1

[clichecodename]

One of my work colleagues has it. She insisted. I'm not good at saying no to her.

However, I have no idea who these other people are. Or how to get rid of them. Or how they found me. Do you find people? I have no idea.

Flaccid dicks on snapchat.

My cousin likes to take my phone and add her friends. WHO ARE ANY OF YOU PEOPLE

[batoutofhell]

I'll ask Ben.

Hang on.

He's cracking up.

He says to go to settings, your profile, your friends, and then hit block.

I mean, you'd think he'd at least wait until he was HARD to take a pic...

Although I suppose then you could've shot back with 'lasts five seconds' jokes or something

Lol so awkward!

[clichecodename]

I don't even know where the settings are.

I'll get Juliette or Travis to fix it.

You would think. Apparently not.

Or he could just not send pictures of his dick to strangers. He has no idea what kind of crazy he's opening himself up to.

[batoutofhell]

Good luck, hope you get it fixed soon.

I mean, I guess you could say he's bringing more crazy to the table than anyone else, though

So maybe he doesn't really have to worry.

[clichecodename]

I can always just delete it.

Aren't dick pictures all the rage right now? Especially unsolicited ones that nobody ever actually wants to see?

You have no idea what my kind of crazy is.

for batoutofhell part 2

[clichecodename]

As someone who has been stabbed with a fork, I can confirm it hurts.

I say you should've done it.

There's a brief moment.

I was stabbed in my arm, by the way. Not my dick.

Re: for batoutofhell part 2

[batoutofhell]

Missed chances, i suppose.

I mean, if he keeps doing that to people, SOMEONE will.

Good to know. I was wondering about that.

Re: for batoutofhell part 2

[clichecodename]

I'm just saying that I would have done it.

Of all the places I've been stabbed, my genitals are not one of them.

[batoutofhell]

I would have if I'd thought of it!

I'm glad for you. That sucks pretty bad. Not an experience most people deserve.

[clichecodename]

Maybe now you will if it happens again. If the genitals are too intimidating, aim for the inner thigh. Not as sensitive but it'll still work a treat.

You get used to it after a while. Learn which places hurt less and hope the enemy aims for those ones.

for batoutofhell

[clichecodename]

That was a joke. I have a house keeper.

Did you throw her out the window? Because if you didn't throw her out my window then you don't owe her an apology.

I'd say these kids owe me a new window, but I've already organised the replacement and it's already paid for. How did this party in my house even happened?

Wow, overflow happened FAST this week, ty

[batoutofhell]

Wow. Yeah. I'm not used to having friends that have housekeepers, definitely. Could you apologize to HIM for me, too?

No, of course not!

You don't know? I got texted an invitation, I thought it was from you...I was about to thank you for the invite, actually, I know I don't know a lot of your friends.

Although, if you don't know them EITHER, that would explain an awful lot...

Captcha drives me mental.

[clichecodename]

I'll make sure to pass the message along. I'm sure he'll appreciate it. Also the extra money in his pay check.

Why would I throw a party for a bunch of kids I don't know in my incredibly expensive house filled with my incredibly expensive things?

I'm kind of impressed that they got through my security system if I'm honest. Remind me to call the company about that.

TOTALLY understandable.

[batoutofhell]

I took it on face value at the time--it made more sense than 'these people I've never met broke into my friend's house to throw a party and somehow found his phone contacts to call me up and invite me' did.

Yeah, seriously. Especially considering how drunk they were.

for demeanors

[clichecodename]

More that you’re well aware of what you’re doing and that you do little to stop it..